Through the years I have found great joy in being a part of the perfect prank, I think it all began in highschool with Becca, one of my very closests friends, whose birthday just happens to be on April Fools Day. I thought the best way to celebrate her birthday was by playing pranks on her. (Sorry Bec!) On the mission I would leave little surprises for the sister coming in after me, or the elders moving into the apartment after us. And when I was "single" living with roomates the opportunities were endless, the best was when I lived with a mastermind who needed someone who was brave enough to carry out the pranks she came up with in behalf of our home teachers. I'll never forget the night I came home only to find my door baracaded with bags and bags of old rotten leaves! If only they had taken the time to make sure all of our cars were there, we immediately carted the old mushy bags to thier apartment to baracade them in and turn thier nasty prank back on them with a note saying something like "Smoothe Move Ex-lax."
But out of all the pranks I've been a part of this one beats them all--it was perfect!
So, I was wandering through the isles of the 50-percent-off-halloween-junk at Walmart yesterday, just looking to waste time until Deryk would be coming home soon. When I saw a tube of blood for 25 cents! My mind immediatly began to create the prank. I had it all planned out to this...
later that night I was making smoothies for Deryk and I. just as I was finishing them up, I got that tube of blood out, poured some of it all over an old dish towel, then dropped a piece of ice in the blender, covered my hand in the blood and turned the blender on, just as the ice crunched with a loud, horrible sound I screamed and went running into Deryk with my hand covered in blood. Deryk jumped up and came running,

his face was WHITE, and so concerned looking. Well, as soon as I saw that I had caused him more alarm than I probably should have i gave up the prank and showed him I was Okay.
In my mind it was the best prank ever, it achieved exactly what I was going for. In Deryk's mind it was the worst prank ever. If anyone knows Deryk, they know just how protective he is, so he was very very worried and did not see the humor in it immediately. He did laugh about it after he had some time to calm his mind and racing heart. He swears I'm in for it, but all I have to say to that is, "Bring it on Baby, try and do your worst!!"